Everytime I do a joke that involves poop in any way, I feel some sort of overwhelming guilt that I’m using a joke that’s “too easy” or “cheap”. And then I decide that I don’t care as long as it gets a laugh from someone.
Also this is based on a true story. Ducklings are the hugest dicks ever. And their poop is the most disgusting.
So, random announcement that might be of some interest to you! Starting soon, I’m going to be participating in a game of Vampire: The Masquerade with a group of friends, and I’m using a slightly modified version of Matt as my character. So once the story for that game gets good and rolling, and if really interesting stuff happens, I might put main Medley Soup on hold for some alternate universe Matt adventure comics. You guys think that’d be fun to see?